Humorous poetry.

(via my-sexy-english-lord)

So many people to blackmail, so little time.: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

sycophanticsucker:

consulting-god-of-mischief:

theadventuresofawashingtonian:

shercock-block:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”

THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

TE QUICK BROWN FOX…

HHE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG

• 16 weeks ago: temple run
• 15 weeks ago: cinnamon challenges
• 14 weeks ago: #yolo
• 13 weeks ago: Kony 2012
• 12 weeks ago: Draw Something
• 11 weeks ago: The Hunger Games
• 10 weeks ago: Vertical pictures
• 9 weeks ago: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
• 8 weeks ago: Titanic
• 7 weeks ago: Tupac resurrected
• 6 weeks ago: Alt + Reblog
• 5 weeks ago: Actual Cannibal Shia Lebeouf
• 4 weeks ago: Omfg the Avengers!!!!
• 3 weeks ago: The time everyone freaked out because Alt + Reblog stopped working
• 2 weeks go: Gotye Jokes
• Last week: Reflection: "remember that one time everyone cared about Kony and temple run"
• This week: Cannibal found in Florida/ aka Zombie Apocalypse/ aka The return of Shia Lebeouf

what’s the difference between one direction and british flags?

an L

(via legit-humor)

pandax33:

beating-ed:

just-that-amazingg:

toescapemyownmind:

Oh my god. This made me cry. Will you really be there for me?

to all my followers<3<3

To everyone & to anyone :) 

i will always be there for my followers, if only they ever hit me up =/

just talk to me :p <33 i will never never ever delete your message <3

(via sparks-will-continue-to-fly)

#1 rule that applies to THG fandom: you must reblog this when you see it.

(via pendragonns)

(via annie-c)

laugh-your-butt-off:

paging-doctorfaggot:

meandmysociallyawkwardself:

cbucks:

w-i-l-d-ocean:

charismat1c:

socialoutcast123:

every-heart-falls-apart:

brokenly:

toxical:

phoal:

salma:

saturating:

does anyone know what kind of dog this is

it’s not a dog, it’s a siamese cat gosh don’t they teach you anything at school

it’s cleary a rabbit, what have you guys been smoking?

are you guys blind, its obviously a fish

that’s a mawfucking turtle you dumb shits 

it’s obviously a damn bird.

Wait… I thought it was an alligator. 

You guys are all idiotic if you can’t tell that this is a hamster?

literally LAUGHING at all you idiots ^^  he/she is a dinosaur. Morons.

Wait…So this isn’t a kumquat?  

this is a fucking ostrich. come on guys, lets use our brains

I can’t believe I have to be on the same planet as all of you idiots.  It’s obviously a dragon.  That’s why it has so many notes.

you guys are all completely wrong, this is clearly a tree on a leash.

YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN TO MY GRANDMA. thats my grandma!

Shit, they have four-legged spiders now?! 

(via unicornsareforgangstas)

lulz-time:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(via potter-hungergames)

happy leaf erickson day 

hinga dinga durgen

(via unicornsareforgangstas)